About

In Bad Taste had humble beginnings as strong opinions blurted profanely into the abyss of idle conversation. It has now grown into something larger than I could have ever imagined: strong opinions blurted profanely into the abyss of the internet.

Please note, I am currently operating on a four point scale to rate each eatery out of 10.

Hunger level on a 1-10 scale

1: I’ve recently eaten a full meal

5: Experts recommend this level of fullness before going swimming

10: I’m so hungry I feel like I’m gonna throw up

 

Portion size on a 1-5 scale

1: What is this, a meal for ants?!

5: Supersize me.

 

Deliciousness on a 1-10 scale

1: Someone shit pencil erasers in my mouth

5: Eh.

10: I will revel in this moment for the rest of my life

 

Drunk n disorderly on a 0-@$%& Scale

0: Dry

@$%&: Asdfghjkl