In Bad Taste had humble beginnings as strong opinions blurted profanely into the abyss of idle conversation. It has now grown into something larger than I could have ever imagined: strong opinions blurted profanely into the abyss of the internet.
Please note, I am currently operating on a four point scale to rate each eatery out of 10.
Hunger level on a 1-10 scale
1: I’ve recently eaten a full meal
5: Experts recommend this level of fullness before going swimming
10: I’m so hungry I feel like I’m gonna throw up
Portion size on a 1-5 scale
1: What is this, a meal for ants?!
5: Supersize me.
Deliciousness on a 1-10 scale
1: Someone shit pencil erasers in my mouth
5: Eh.
10: I will revel in this moment for the rest of my life
Drunk n disorderly on a 0-@$%& Scale
0: Dry
@$%&: Asdfghjkl
